The joys of automatic translation:
A friend in Beijing posted pics of her cats on WeChat with the message:
which Google translate renders confusingly as
There’s no more cure than a cat on the couch
and Jing tells me more sensibly means
Nothing is more cure (healing/therapeutic) than sitting on a sofa
and stroking a cat
However WeChat’s own translator renders it as
There’s nothing more healing than sitting on the couch
and jerking off to a cat
Which, though it could explain the cat’s expression, rather took me back for a moment.
Then again, we’ve all done it.